Prime Day festivities have finally worn me down to trawling for the weirdest stuff I can find, just so I have something relevant to be overly sarcastic about. These aren’t all what we’d class as ‘weird’ necessarily—some are just utter garbage.
Hilariously there are a couple I’d be liable to buy myself, if only for the meme. But a word of warning: we take no responsibility for the quality of the products you receive, should you waste your hard earned cash on any of these trinkets.
There’s something about the following list that is quite humbling, though. From the useless and false economical to the downright tasteless, it’s a kind of fool’s legacy. We were here this day to witness crimes against ecommerce, and there were as many this year as any other Prime Day.